Down Here On the Farm.

Ahh, the good life.

Toilets, food and iPods.

Raining from the sky, being everything we want.

We have it pretty good.

We have hospitals,

we have stores,

and we have each other.

It seems that most times, when there's a problem, it's simply created.

To battle our boredom.

I mean, reality TV?

Dating websites?

Viagra?

We're no longer battling smallpox, polio, or even the common cold.

If people die, they die.

Do ants have Viagra?

That would actually be pretty funny.

But, no.

If they break a leg or something, they will most likely die of complications of it.

A bigger problem than us is the energy crisis?

What will happen if we run out of oil???

Honestly, nothing.

The world might get a bit smaller, but people aren't going to start dying off.

There are bigger problems, folks.

Fuck oil; solve AIDs.

There's a problem.

Well, no.

Overpopulation is also a problem.

So it could go either way.

What I mean to say is, the issues today aren't really going to determine the fate of humans.

We have food, we have our health.

What else do we need?

The answer to the question?

Flip on your TV.

There's an infomercial to show you what you need.

Because life's gonna be hell without your damn ShamWow.

:P